According to some sources, the banana split was first created in 1904 by a pharmacist named David Evans Strickler in Latrobe, Pennsylvania. Others dispute the claim. But in August 2013, Latrobe erected a commemorative marker with great fanfare at a banana split festival, so it must be true. After all, a sign says so.
If you watched Saturday morning television from 1968 to 1970, you might also associate “banana split” with The Banana Splits Adventure Hour and its theme song that began, “Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la.”
The show featured a fictional rock band composed of Fleegle (a beagle), Bingo (a gorilla), Drooper (a lion), and Snorky (an elephant). It was produced by Hanna-Barbera Productions with costumes and sets designed by Sid and Marty Krofft.
Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la.
One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin’ on to bring you The Banana Splits Show.
- August 25th: National Banana Split Day (kag417.wordpress.com)
- National Banana Split Day (foodimentary.com)
- Latrobe Now Nationally Recognized As Birthplace Of Banana Split (pittsburgh.cbslocal.com)
On this date in 1979, Mrs. Garrett, the housekeeper from the first season of Diff’rent Strokes, graduated to her own series, The Facts of Life. In this spinoff, she becomes housemother to the girls of Eastland, a girls’ boarding school in Peekskill, New York. No more cleaning up after the Drummonds!
Charlotte Rae, who portrayed Mrs. Garrett, had played character roles on numerous shows, including Car 54, Where Are You?
Here are the rare opening credits from the first episode of The Facts of Life showing the crossover guest stars from Diff’rent Strokes. Like the opening used for the rest of Season 1, this one includes vocals by Mrs. Garrett herself, Charlotte Rae. There’s no mistaking that warble.
Which Facts of Life girl are you most like? Are you spoiled and vain like Blair? Tough and butch like Jo? Gossipy and immature like Tootie? Funny and zaftig like Natalie? (I’m a Natalie!)
Which one are you: Blair, Jo, Tootie, or Natalie?
Family Guy has paid homage to The Facts of Life in quite a few episodes. In this clip, for example, the androgynous Jo approaches Mrs. Garrett with a unique problem.
My favorite Facts of Life reference on Family Guy is from an episode in which the Griffins develop superpowers as a result of exposure to toxic waste. Peter’s superpower is the ability to change himself into any person or object. At the end of the episode, he transforms himself into “Mrs. Garrett’s giant rack,” complete with liver spots. “Girls, girls, girls!” he imitates the large-breasted housemother, and everyone laughs.
- Born on this date: Lisa Whelchel (Michael’s TV Tray)
August 19 is National Potato Day. (So is October 27.)
There are a lot of different things I could have posted for National Potato Day. After all, potatoes are prepared so many different ways, and are used in so many different snacks.
But I ultimately settled on potato sticks, so that I could bring you this Japanese commercial for Nabisco Idaho Potato Sticks starring ’70s teen idol Leif Garrett. Watch as Garrett dances to his own recording of “I Was Made for Dancin’.” Gazing into the camera, he says, “I want to dance with you… and this [can of potato sticks].” How dreamy!
Maureen McCormick turns 58 today, August 5, 2014. McCormick is, of course, best known for playing Marcia on The Brady Bunch from 1969 to 1974, and then on its spinoffs, The Brady Bunch Hour, The Brady Brides, and the special A Very Brady Christmas.
Prior to The Brady Bunch, she acted in commercials and worked on shows such as Bewitched. Post-Brady Bunch, she appeared on The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, and other series. In 2008 she published an autobiography titled, Here’s the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice.
Here’s a video of McCormick on The Dating Game, where she has to choose one of three losers to go out with on a date. I can’t believe they couldn’t find more appealing guys than these in the L.A. area. Fer cryin’ out loud, she could have gone out with Doug Simpson, “the big man on campus”!
If you want to know which guy she picked, you have to watch Part 2. Oh, I’ll spoil it for you: It’s Loser #2. McCormick shows her acting chops when she pretends that she isn’t mortified when she sees him. They get to go to Monterey on their date.
August 2 is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day. The Los Angeles Times suggests “19 wild, weird ways to celebrate” National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, such as substituting brownies for cookies, or putting frosting on the inside.
But I don’t think their suggestions are wild or weird enough. How about celebrating with a little food porn? This sexy Carvel commercial has a porn soundtrack complete with sighs of ecstasy (or, um, I’m told that’s what porn sounds like). About five seconds in, they make an ice cream sandwich.
Hey there, cookies, how about the three of us getting together and making a sandwich?
July 30 is National Cheesecake Day.
Why not celebrate by watching a Golden Girls marathon? The Girls ate cheesecake more than 100 times during the course of the series, according to The History Kitchen. That’s why some consider The Golden Girls the most fattening show on TV—you can’t watch it without craving cheesecake.
In real life, Bea Arthur didn’t like cheesecake—but acting as if she did won her an Emmy.
How does milk chocolate differ from other types of chocolate? Wikipedia says, “Milk chocolate is solid chocolate made with milk in the form of milk powder, liquid milk, or condensed milk added. In the 1870s, Swiss confectioner Daniel Peter had developed solid milk chocolate using condensed milk, but German company Jordan & Timaeus in Dresden, Saxony, invented milk chocolate already in 1839; hitherto it had only been available as a drink.”
Cadbury introduced Milk Tray boxed milk chocolates in 1915. Today, in honor of National Milk Chocolate Day, let Michael’s TV Tray be known as Michael’s Milk Tray!
For the girl who’s got that lonely, all-by-herself feeling, here’s an invitation to happiness: Milk Tray! Cadbury’s Milk Tray!
Milk Tray has those happy centers
Centers you can crunch or chew
Fruity, creamy, soft, or crisp
Milk Tray means it’s happiness for two!
Happy National Milk Chocolate Day!
- July 28th: National Milk Chocolate Day (kag417.wordpress.com)
Vivian Vance would have turned 105 today, July 26, 2014. She died of bone cancer in 1979.
Vance, of course, is best known as Lucille Ball’s sidekick as Ethel Mertz on I Love Lucy and then as Viv on The Lucy Show. She was already a seasoned performer when she began on I Love Lucy, having begun her career on stage in the early 1930s. Vance became the first actress to win an Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in 1954 for the role of Ethel.
On I Love Lucy, Ethel Mertz and her husband Fred (William Frawley) had been vaudeville performers before becoming landlords, and sometimes scripts called for the two to perform corny song routines. It was always fun to see Vance sing as Ethel. Below, she sings the memorable song, “I Am Lily of the Valley,” in an operetta penned by Lucy as a fundraiser for their women’s club.
It is well known that Vance and Frawley disliked each other in real life. Vance and Ball, on the other hand, were friends, but it was a friendship that was understandably complicated. See Vance’s roast of Ball below:
Did you know that Vivian Vance once appeared on Rhoda? She plays a new neighbor with whom Rhoda becomes friends. Rhoda’s mother is jealous of the relationship. Watch the episode here (Vance first appears at 1:50):
- Vivian Vance’s Wikipedia page (wikipedia.org)
Lots of people have cousins, but let’s talk for a moment about something rarer—the identical cousin. Are identical cousins possible? How about if two sets of twins married each other? Couldn’t their children be identical? The question was posed on Yahoo. Some guy named Brian gave this answer, and he sounds authoritative, so he must know:
It’s virtually impossible. But technically not impossible.
It’s so improbable I can guarantee it’s never happened and never will. The statistical chances with these two gene variations matching up EXACTLY would be one in quadrillions, if not more. Astronomically low chances.
So to answer your question:
Yes. Identical cousins could exist.
But it won’t ever happen. You have higher chances winning the lottery 100 times in a row.
But in the TV world, we know the chances are very good for cousins to be identical!
Patty Duke as Cathy and Patty Lane on The Patty Duke Show
Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha Stephens and Serena on Bewitched
Everyone knows there must be one wild cousin and one cousin who is more proper. On Bewitched, Samantha behaves more conservatively, while Serena is a free spirit. On The Patty Duke Show, Patty is the wild one (she “likes to rock ’n roll, a hot dog makes her lose control”), and cousin Cathy is more level-headed. So you see, even though they are identical, there must be polarity.
On Patty Duke, a third identical cousin, Betsy, arrives to stay with the Lanes for one episode (“The Perfect Hostess”), and it totally screws with that polarity. Played by Patty Duke with a blonde wig and a Southern accent, Cousin Betsy tries to get between Patty and Cathy because she is jealous of their friendship. Rest assured, she learns her lesson before she goes away, never to trouble us again.
A lot of people mistakenly assume Barbara Eden’s dual characters on I Dream of Jeannie are cousins, but Eden’s brunette character (also named Jeannie) is blonde Jeannie’s sister, not her cousin.
And how could I write a post about identical cousins and not include the Patty Duke Show theme song, which explains the whole identical cousin concept?
Let’s have equal time for Samantha/Serena:
So there you have it: identical cousins. Happy Cousins Day!