Today on the tray: Vinegar

vinegarNovember 1 is National Vinegar Day.

Vinegar can be used for so many things! You can put it on a salad. You can clean carpet stains with it. You can use it to ease the pain of jellyfish stings.

You can be full of piss and vinegar, like Grandpa Simpson.

Grandpa Simpson“I’m filled with piss and vinegar! At first, I was just filled with vinegar.”

Hear Grandpa speak

You can also use vinegar to make your lady parts feel fresh (or so I’m told). Just ask these two.

Massengill Disposable Vinegar and Water Douche commercial (1978)

WOMAN #1 Jane, look! Massengill has a new vinegar and water disposable douche! It’s convenient.

WOMAN #2: No artificial anything? Just vinegar and water?

WOMAN #1: The ingredients many doctors recommend. But this is premixed, pre-measured, sanitary.

WOMAN #2: No more bother! Look how cleverly it’s designed!

WOMAN #1: [Stroking the bottle] Only Massengill has this special design.


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