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Today on the tray: Aunt Sally’s Pecan Pralines

pralinesJune 24 is National Pralines Day.

“Invented in France, pralines started out as sugared almonds,” says Food.com. “Settlers in 18th-century Louisiana replaced the almonds with pecans and added cream—voila, the Southern praline was born.”

My first awareness of pralines came from the I Love Lucy episode “First Stop.” Driving through Ohio en route to Hollywood, the Ricardos and Mertzes repeatedly pass signs advertising Aunt Sally’s Pecan Pralines. “Fifty miles to Aunt Sally’s Pecan Pralines,” Lucy reads aloud from a sign.

“Well, we’re closing in on her. The first sign we saw said ‘Two hundred miles to Aunt Sally’s Pecan Pralines,'” says Ethel.

“I’m surprised she has time to make pralines—she’s so busy making signs,” Fred quips.

lucy driving

Traveling through Ohio en route to Hollywood, Lucy takes the wheel while the others sleep.

Lucy says, “I’ve just got to drop in on Aunt Sally. I feel like she’s an old friend.” By this time, the foursome is very hungry, having been on the road for quite a while with no food. Finally, they see a sign reading “One mile to Aunt Sally’s Pecan Pralines.”

“Three hundred yards to Aunt Sally’s!” reads Lucy. “Two hundred yards!” reads Ethel. “One hundred yards!” reads Fred. “Just around the bend!” reads Ricky.

“You have just passed Aunt Sally’s,” reads Lucy. Dismayed, they turn the car around to see if they can find it. But what they find is an old shed with a sign readling “Out of Business.” If you’ve ever been on a road trip, you can relate to their disappointment.

Interestingly (to me at least), Lucy and the Mertzes pronounce it “praw-leen,” when, as New Yorkers, they would be more likely to say “pray-leen” as it is commonly pronounced in the Northeast.

aunt sally's pralinesThere actually is an Aunt Sally’s Pralines Shop, but it’s in New Orleans, not Ohio. I can’t determine which came first, the real Aunt Sally’s or the fictional one. This Aunt Sally’s offers a choice of creamy, Creole, chewy, prainette, sugar and spice, and lite original—and they’re even kosher. Incidentally, according to Aunt Sally’s website, it is pronounced “prah-leen” in New Orleans.

Below, meet Edna Mae, a candy maker at Aunt Sally’s who refuses to divulge the secret recipe.

Edna Mae refuses to divulge Aunt Sally's pralines recipe

Today on the tray: Chocolate candy

chocolate candyDecember 28 is National Chocolate Candy Day.

Chocolate candies are a wonderful treat, whether you’re stuffing them into your mouth, into your hat, or down your blouse. Just ask Lucy and Ethel.

Below is the famous chocolate factory scene from I Love Lucy, from the episode “Job Switching,” in which Lucy and Ethel go to work at jobs while their husbands do the housework. Petticoat Junction fans might recognize Elvia Allman, who plays the factory supervisor; over in Hooterville, she played Selma Plout.

Clip from I Love Lucy, “Job Switching” (Sept. 15, 1952)

Today on the tray: Pie in the face

pie in handDecember 1 is National Pie Day. So is January 23. And March 14 is Pi Day, commemorating the mathematical constant π (pi).

There is also National Apple Pie Day, National Blueberry Pie DayNational Coconut Cream Pie Day, National Banana Cream Pie Day, and National Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Day. So many pies, so little time.

Eating pie is fun, but throwing one in someone’s face is even more fun. Or so it would seem from many classic comedy routines.

As you would expect, Lucy gets pie in the face in several episodes of I Love Lucy. Here’s a great one in which a vaudeville comic pies Lucy while performing a piece called “Slowly I Turn.”

Clip from “The Ballet,” I Love Lucy (Feb. 18, 1952)

On The Brady Bunch, the whole family (including the wretched Cousin Oliver) goes to a movie studio where they are cast as extras. They all wind up with pies in their faces. See it at 2:50 below.

Clip from “Welcome Aboard,” The Brady Bunch (Jan. 25, 1974)

And someone has put together this lovely compilation of pies in faces on Gilligan’s Island:

Pies in faces on Gilligan's Island

Had enough? Well, then, have a happy National Pie Day—and make sure to duck.


Today on the tray: Sardines

sardinesNovember 24 is National Sardine Day.

According to Wikipedia, “Sardines are a common type of fish consumed by humans, as sardines are rich in nutrients. They are commonly served in cans, but fresh sardines are often grilled, pickled or smoked…The term sardine was first used in English during the early 15th century, and may come from the Mediterranean island of Sardinia, around which sardines were once abundant.”

I think sardines are gross, and I wouldn’t eat them under any circumstances. But then I’ve never been pregnant, like Lucy was when she poured sardines over pistachio ice cream and hot fudge to satisfy a 4 a.m. craving. See it at 01:05 below.

Lucy eats sardines, “Ricky Has Labor Pains,” I Love Lucy (Jan. 5, 1953)

Here’s some trivia from Ultimate I Love Lucy Wiki:

For the end scene, the pistachio ice cream with hot fudge is really mashed potatoes with gravy. The sardines were real, though. Lucille Ball was utterly disgusted by sardines, but she ate them for the sake of the episode’s comedy. As soon as the director yelled “cut” at the end of the scene, Lucy ran off-stage and threw up from the repulsive sardines.

Of course, these pregnancy cravings took place at a time when no one was allowed to use the word “pregnant” on TV to refer to Lucy’s condition. Nor, I imagine, were they allowed to say “preggers,” “knocked up,” “up the duff,” “bun in the oven,” or “bat in the cave.” Here’s more about the whole I Love Lucy pregnancy controversy.

Lucy might have been onto something with the sardines. According to this article in the Daily Mail, a study showed that “mothers-to-be who tucked into oily fish like tuna, sardines and salmon produced infants who scored better in various tests of skill and intelligence.”

Born on this date: Vivian Vance

Vivian Vance would have turned 105 today, July 26, 2014. She died of bone cancer in 1979.

Vance, of course, is best known as Lucille Ball’s sidekick as Ethel Mertz on I Love Lucy and then as Viv on The Lucy Show. She was already a seasoned performer when she began on I Love Lucy, having begun her career on stage in the early 1930s. Vance became the first actress to win an Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in 1954 for the role of Ethel. 

On I Love Lucy, Ethel Mertz and her husband Fred (William Frawley) had been vaudeville performers before becoming landlords, and sometimes scripts called for the two to perform corny song routines. It was always fun to see Vance sing as Ethel. Below, she sings the memorable song, “I Am Lily of the Valley,” in an operetta penned by Lucy as a fundraiser for their women’s club.

Vivian Vance sings “I Am Lily of the Valley” in “The Operetta,” I Love Lucy (Oct. 13, 1952)

It is well known that Vance and Frawley disliked each other in real life. Vance and Ball, on the other hand, were friends, but it was a friendship that was understandably complicated.  See Vance’s roast of Ball below:

Vivian Vance roasts Lucille Ball, The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast (1975)

Did you know that Vivian Vance once appeared on Rhoda? She plays a new neighbor with whom Rhoda becomes friends.  Rhoda’s mother is jealous of the relationship. Watch the episode here (Vance first appears at 1:50):

Vivian Vance in “Friends and Mothers,” on Rhoda (Nov. 24, 1975)

Stolen Footprints: Lucy and John Wayne

Welcome to my post for Big Stars on the Small Screen, a blogathon hosted by How Sweet It Was in celebration of those larger-than-life movies stars who appeared on television.

John WayneAt six-foot-four, John Wayne was a big star literally as well as figuratively. Wayne was one of many movie stars who had guest spots on I Love Lucy during the episodes that were set in Hollywood. The main characters traveled to California because Ricky got a movie role and was in L.A. filming. Over the course of their stay, celebrity-stalker Lucy encountered Bill Holden, Richard Widmark, Harpo Marx, Van Johnson, and others, and had zany adventures with all of them. But I think my favorite antics were the ones that revolved around the theft of John Wayne’s footprints. The story spanned the first two episodes of Season 5, though Wayne himself only appeared in the second one.

Lucy and Ethel at Graumans

You Know What They Say About Big Feet

At the start of the first John Wayne-themed episode, “Lucy Visits Grauman’s,” the group has been in California for a while, and their merry adventures in Hollywood seem about to come to an end; Ricky has finished the picture and is ready to go home. But Lucy convinces him to let them stay one more week so that she can complete her souvenir collection, which already includes such treasures as an orange autographed by Robert Taylor. Lucy is also determined to see all the sights they haven’t yet seen, which is how she, Ethel, and Fred wind up at Grauman’s Chinese Theater, where the concrete forecourt is filled with celebrity footprints and autographs. The three takes turn stepping into the various footprints.

“Oh, my feet are smaller than Joan Crawford’s!” says Lucy, pleased with her own daintiness.

Ethel steps into the famous actress’s prints. “Mine aren’t,” she says.

“My feet are smaller than Gary Cooper’s,” says Fred.

Blood Alley

Ethel steps into the prints. “Mine aren’t,” she says. The insinuation is that she has big, mannish feet, and it’s not the last time that Ethel’s femininity will be called into question before these two episodes are through.

Lucy steps into Wayne’s footprints. In the first of numerous plugs for Wayne’s 1955 film Blood Alley, she says, “Oh, we’ve got to see his new picture, Blood Alley. I hear it’s just wonderful! He plays the part of a daring adventurer and… His block is loose!”

With this discovery, a lightbulb appears over Lucy’s head. “I’m going to take home a souvenir to end all souvenirs: John Wayne’s block!” As usual, Ethel resists getting dragged into the scheme, until Lucy bribes her with a promise to let her keep the footprints under her bed every other week.

Later that night, the two return to Grauman’s with a crowbar and a bucket of quick-drying cement to fill the hole. Just as they have managed to lift the block, an annoying tourist couple approaches. Lucy and Ethel hurriedly drop the block back into place, but Lucy’s fingers get stuck beneath it. While Lucy crouches and grimaces, Ethel sits down on the cement and drapes her skirt over Lucy’s hand.

Michael by John Wayne's footprints

“Does anybody have a crowbar?” I made a pilgrimage to John Wayne’s footprints during a trip to L.A. a few years ago.

The male tourist — we later find out his name is Mr. Massey — boasts to his wife, “I’m bigger than any of these he-men.” His feet are bigger than Gary Cooper’s, he says. (Big deal, so are Ethel’s.) Then he claims to have bigger feet than John Wayne. If Mr. Massey had a crystal ball, I’m sure he would be dismayed to learn that shoe size/penis size correlation was proven false in 1993 in the landmark study, “The Relationships Among Height, Penile Length, and Foot Size.” After measuring 63 men, the study’s authors concluded that “height and foot size would not serve as practical estimators of penis length.”

But back in 1955, Massey asks Ethel if she’s “sitting on John Wayne.” Ethel denies it.

“She’s sitting on Bill Holden,” Lucy fibs. “She’s president of the Bill Holden Fan Club, and once a year she comes here to sit on his signature.”

Mrs. Massey looks scared of the crazy ladies. “Come on honey, let’s get out of here,” she says to hubby, and they scurry away. If she thinks Lucy and Ethel are crazy and scary, she should come to where I live. We’ve got bona fide paranoid schizophrenics here who lunge at you, shouting loud curses and arguing with the voices in their heads. The woman obviously leads a sheltered life.

Anyway, Fred shows up, intending to catch Lucy and Ethel red-handed. When two policemen appear, Lucy, Ethel, and Fred take cover in the bushes. Naturally, Lucy’s foot winds up in the bucket of cement, which promptly hardens.

Back at the hotel, there is a bit where Lucy tries to hide her cement-encased foot from Ricky, who then manages to chip away the cement. When he finds out all that’s gone down, Ricky demands that Lucy return the footprints to the theater. Once again the cops drop by, but this time, the block gets dropped and broken into pieces, and Lucy’s fanny is what winds up encased in cement. Thus ends the first episode.

“Lucy and John Wayne,” I Love Lucy (Oct. 10, 1955)

Who Are You Calling Frowzy?

The second episode in the story arc, “Lucy and John Wayne,” opens with the characters reading about the footprint theft in the newspaper.

Ricky reads aloud, “Police are searching for two women who were seen loitering in the forecourt around 1:30 am by Mr. and Mrs. Irving Massey of New York City… Mr. and Mrs. Massey described the two women as ‘a middle-aged dishwater blonde and a wild-eyed, frowzy redhead.’”

Now, I have never heard the word “frowzy” used anywhere outside this episode of I Love Lucy, but it is a real word. It means “scruffy and neglected in appearance.” I would never use that word to describe Lucy, who takes great care with her appearance. Isn’t she always buying smart-looking hats and dresses and then hiding them from Ricky because they cost so much? So I went back to see what she had on at Grauman’s, and she was wearing pants and a blouse with the sleeves rolled up. That passes for “frowzy” for a woman in 1955, I guess.

Ricky calls Grauman’s and rats out Lucy and Ethel. The person at Grauman’s says they won’t press charges if the the footprints are returned — which they can’t be, because they were smashed to bits. But the footprints need to be at the theater by that night in time for the premier of Blood Alley.

Fred thinks he’s solved the problem when makes forgery using Ethel’s shoes. You remember what big feet she has, and what that implies. But in fact, Wayne used cowboy boots, so Ethel’s shoes won’t work. Also, Fred has misspelled Wayne’s name “Wain.”

Then Ricky suddenly remembers that he knows “Duke” (that’s what Wayne’s friends call him) and has had lunch with him at the studio a few times. He’ll just ask him! How refreshingly simple and honest. Wayne obligingly heads over to the Ricardos’ hotel room to make a new set of footprints in a block of cement Ricky and Fred have prepared.

Before Wayne gets there, Fred says, “Say, Rick, is it really true that John Wayne is as tough as he appears to be on the screen?”

Ricky says, “Well, he’s pretty big and well built.” Hee.

“Yeah, well I heard a fellow in the barber shop say the other day that when you shake hands with John Wayne, it’s like putting your hand in a vise,” says Fred, adding that he has a pretty good grip himself. Ricky makes him promise not to “act like a cornball.” Fred exits to get Ethel’s autograph book.

John Wayne's footprints

The real footprints have an inscription to Sid Grauman.

“It’s sure great of you to help me out this way,” Ricky says to Wayne when he arrives.

Wayne, who towers over Ricky, says in his trademark deep voice, “Well I’m glad to. I’m very flattered that your wife is such a fan of mine, stealing my footprints.”

Before Fred returns, Ricky warns Wayne that Fred is going to test his grip. Wayne agrees to humor Fred, and he crumples when Fred grips his hand.

Some time after Wayne leaves, Lucy and Ethel return from the beauty parlor, both with heads full of curlers. Seeing the wet cement, they assume that is another forgery by Fred. Lucy smooths it out with the trowel. Fred and Ricky enter the room and tell the women that Wayne was there. Then Ricky sees the smooth surface of the cement, gasps, and screams “No, no!” as his eyes pop out of his head.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Lucy wails.

Fortunately, Wayne has not left the hotel. Though mortified, Ricky goes to fetch him. While they wait for Ricky to return with Wayne, Lucy and Ethel swoon over how “big and strong and rugged” Wayne is.

“He may be big and strong and rugged, but I’m bigger, and stronger, and ruggeder!” Fred puffs. “When I gave him the iron grip, he went right down to his knees. Here, I’ll show you.” He takes Ethel’s hand, and she leaves him writhing on the ground, proving once again that she has the bigger penis.

Lucy wears pocketbook on head meeting John WayneAt this point, Lucy and Ethel remember that they’re wearing curlers, and John Wayne is on his way up! When Ricky and Wayne enter, both women frantically cover their heads – Ethel with her hands, and Lucy with a newspaper and then her pocketbook.

“I’m just dying to see you in Blood Alley,” says Lucy, again plugging Wayne’s latest picture. I’m starting to think that Desilu agreed to mention Blood Alley once for each time Wayne had to get his boots dirty. 

“Oh, what penmanship!” Lucy exclaims as he signs the new block.

As Wayne exits, Lucy and the others gaze after him. But when they turn around, Little Ricky is crawling around in the wet cement. Hey, where did he come from? Was Lucy’s mother watching him in the other room? Surely Mrs. McGillicuddy would have wanted to meet John Wayne too.

We’ll Be Right Back After a Short Intermission

Before I continue, let’s take a little break from I Love Lucy to talk about one of John Wayne’s films. I need to disclose the fact that the only John Wayne movie I have ever seen is True Grit (for which he won an Oscar) — but I have seen that one about 25 times, since I watch it every time I come across it on TV.  I never tire of watching plucky Mattie Ross sass-mouthing John Wayne and Glen Campbell and stubbornly refusing to use contractions.

Mad Magazine, True Fat

“John Weight” in True Fat (Mad magazine parody)

I mention this now, because the part of the episode I am about to describe involves some John Wayne beefcake, and it is hard for me to reconcile the 1950s sex symbol with the way he looks as Rooster Cogburn in True Grit. Talk about frowzy! “If I smelled as bad as you I wouldn’t live near people,” Mattie tells him, and it’s true, you can practically smell him through the screen. Also, much is made of the character’s weight. Cogburn is called fat numerous times throughout the picture. Mad magazine titled its parody True Fat, starring John Weight. To me he looks a little paunchy perhaps, but not fat. Maybe I’m just used to seeing present-day Americans, who are more obese than people were in 1969 when the movie was made.

In one of the film’s pivotal scenes, Lucky Ned Pepper taunts Cogburn, saying, “I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!” Does Cogburn go home, look at himself in the mirror, and cry? No, he says, “Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!” Then he puts the horse’s reins in his mouth, grabs a revolver in one hand and his rifle with the other, and a rootin’ tootin’ shootout ensues. That’ll teach Ned Pepper to call him fat! Watch the scene here.

Bring On the Beefcake

But back on I Love Lucy, it is 14 years before True Grit was made, and Wayne still cuts a trim figure and doesn’t look as if he reeks. Ricky has gone to Wayne’s trailer at the studio. Wayne is in a robe, and we get a good glimpse of Wayne’s long, shapely thigh as Ricky removes the movie star’s boot. Someone walks into the trailer to show Wayne a big movie poster for Blood Alley, because he is about to step into the cement again and must be compensated with another movie plug. Wayne does the deed and leaves for the set, leaving Ricky behind to clean his boots.

Meanwhile, Lucy has her own plan: She will set a block of wet cement outside his trailer door for Wayne to step in. “Once we have his footprints, how can he refuse to sign?” She and Ethel set the block of wet cement in place. But instead of Wayne, Ricky emerges from the trailer walking backwards, carrying the signed, footprinted block of wet cement. He trips and winds up with his face in the cement. He is too angry to speak and storms off.

Lucy observes that the signature on Ricky’s block of cement is unspoiled, so if they grab a pair of Wayne’s boots from his trailer and imprint them in the cement, they’re home free. But while Lucy is in Wayne’s trailer, he returns. She hides in the closet. We get a glimpse of Wayne’s bare chest before he lies face-down on a massage table. As Lucy tries to sneak out, Wayne hears her and assumes she is his masseur.

Lucy massages John Wayne“George,” he says, “let’s get on with the rubdown.” Lucy hesitates but then makes humorous attempts at giving him a massage while he begins telling “George” a story he heard in the steamroom about a traveling salesman and a farmer’s daughter.

Finally, Lucy throws Wayne’s bathrobe over his head and runs out. And we get to see more of Wayne’s big, manly, hairy chest.

Some time later, Lucy, Ricky, and Fred are in the hotel room. No one knows what has happened to Ethel. Then she appears at the door with a triumphant grin. “Come in, Duke,” she says, as Wayne enters carrying a set of signed footprints. “I told him what happened and he was just a doll,” says Ethel.

Ethel and John WayneAnd that’s not all. “I brought you a six month supply” says Wayne as six men enter carrying three more sets of prints. Actually, at the rate they’ve been going, those won’t last three days, let alone six months. Also, shouldn’t they have to mention Blood Alley four more times? The two women jump up to kiss the tall movie star but have trouble reaching his face, so he lifts them up in the air and receives their grateful smooches.

Would You Please Pass the Ketchup?

John Wayne with ketchup on face

I think he needs mustard too.

And that’s the end, until Lucille Ball’s next series, The Lucy Show. Wayne guest starred on that show in 1966, but it’s not a classic like the I Love Lucy appearance. IMDb’s summary tells you everything you need to know:  “Mr Mooney sends Lucy to deliver some papers pertaining to the financing of John Wayne’s latest production. Despite his orders to drop off the papers with one of the studio’s secretaries, Lucy insists on meeting Mr. Wayne in person at lunch and spills ketchup all over him. She then trails him to his movie set and causes all sorts of havoc.”

It’s really only worth watching for the ketchup scene, which is very funny. You can see that at the 12:50 mark.

“Lucy and John Wayne,” The Lucy Show (Nov. 21, 1966)

So there you have it: John Wayne—a big star (with big feet) on the small screen.

Have you enjoyed reading this post? Then check out the other blogs participating in the Big Stars on the Small Screen blogathon.

Coming soon: Big Stars on the Small Screen

Big Stars on the Small ScreenThey may be larger than life on the big screen, but they’ve also graced the small screen with their presence. How Sweet It Was is hosting the Big Stars on the Small Screen Blogathon March 20-21, celebrating movie stars who have appeared on television.

It’s an exciting line-up! For example, read about Myrna Loy on Family Affair, Anne Baxter on Columbo, Buster Keaton on The Twilight Zone… you get the picture. Click here to see the full list of participating blogs and who they’ll be writing about.

As for me, I’ll be writing about John Wayne’s memorable appearance on I Love Lucy, as well as his appearance on Lucille Ball’s subsequent series, The Lucy Show. Check back for my blogathon post, “Stolen Footprints: Lucy and John Wayne.”


Today on the tray: Homemade bread

breadNovember 17 is National Homemade Bread Day.

To celebrate this holiday, About.com suggests you bake bread, visit a bakery, or “set up a dramatic play area depicting a bakery.”

I think I’ll do the last one and invite all my friends to come re-enact the homemade bread scene from I Love Lucy. That’s the episode where Ricky and Fred bet that Lucy and Ethel can’t function without the modern conveniences of the 1950s, so the wives set out prove that they can live like people did in the 1890s. While Ethel churns butter, Lucy bakes bread. However, Lucy uses way too much yeast, which results in a gigantic loaf of bread that pins Lucy as it emerges from the oven. (See it below at 02:43.)

Lucy bakes bread in “Pioneer Women,” I Love Lucy (March 31, 1952)

From Ultimate I Love Lucy Wikia:

The 8-foot-long loaf of bread was real rye bread made specially for the show by a local bakery. Originally, the script said to use a piece of fake bread, but Lucy insisted on it being real to make the humor more authentic and believeable. So, the real monster loaf was baked, and at the end of the show, all of the audience and cast/crew members were invited to eat the bread.

Next, if we’re not too tired from all that baking and eating, we’ll close our Homemade Bread Day pageant by singing a song by Bread.

Bread, “If” (1971)

In memory of Shirley Mitchell

Shirley Mitchell

Shirley Mitchell as Marion Strong

Shirley Mitchell, believed to be the last surviving cast member of I Love Lucy, died November 11, 2013, at age 94. Mitchell played Marion Strong in three episodes of the legendary sitcom. Classic TV fans might also remember Mitchell as Kate’s trouble-making Cousin Mae on Petticoat Junction. 

Marion Strong was a member of the Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League along with Lucy, Ethel, Carolyn Appleby, and others. On one occasion, she bragged about having been mistress of ceremonies for the Senior Shenanigans at the Rappahanock School for Girls. She was prone to cackling, which led Lucy to tell her, “I’ve been waiting 10 years for you to lay that egg.”

Below, in “Lucy Tells the Truth,” Ethel and Carolyn goad Lucy into telling Marion the truth about what she thinks of her ridiculous new hat. (Ricky and the Mertzes had bet Lucy that she couldn’t go 24 hours without telling a lie.)

Clip from “Lucy Tells the Truth,” I Love Lucy (Nov. 9, 1953)

Today on the tray: Angel food cake and Bob Hope

October 10 is National Angel Food Cake Day.

“Angel food cake, also called silver cake or cornstarch cake, is a relative of the sponge cake. It’s thought that the light and airy cake was invented by the Pennsylvania Dutch because they were the first to mass produce bakeware, including the specialized pan used to make angel food cake,” says CNN Eatocracy.

Bob Hope cake adSo what has angel food cake got to do with Bob Hope? Well, in 1955 he endorsed Swans Down Angel Food Cake Mix. Check out the commercial below.

“Here’s Bob Hope himself to tell you about Swans Down Angel Food,” says the voiceover. But then, disappointingly, all they show is an illustration. Where’s Bob?

“Yes, Bob is waiting in your grocery store,” the voiceover teases. “So be sure to look for him and his special Swans Down display.” Oh, it’s a fake-out — they mean a Bob Hope made of cardboard. I should have known Bob wouldn’t come to the crappy Safeway where I shop. Especially not now that he’s dead.

Swans Down Angel Food Cake Mix commercial with Bob Hope, sort of (1955)

Hope was well known for his USO performances for U.S. military personnel. “Wherever Bob Hope went, from the deserts of North Africa to Alaska to the jungles of Southeast Asia, he represented home. And, for an hour or so, troops were home with an old friend and comrade,” says the USO website. I wonder if he made angel food cake for the troops.

Since we didn’t get to see the real Bob Hope in the commercial, here he is on I Love Lucy performing with Ricky and Lucy. Yeah, Lucy managed to get into the act despite Ricky’s objections — who’d a thunk it? The best part starts at the 3:00 mark, when they sing a special version of “Thanks for the Memories,” Hope’s signature song.

Bob Hope performs with Lucy and Ricky, I Love Lucy, “Lucy Meets Bob Hope” (October 1, 1956)


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